remembered a joke my pops liked to tell from back in the day. though i'd share it here.
how do you cure (intestinal) worms?
recipe: you'll need 4 bananas, 3 cookies, and 1 hammer.
day one of treatment, shove 1 banana up your butt, followed by one cookie.
days 2, and 3-same.
day 4: shove last remaining banana up your butt and wait (if you've followed the directions exactly, you should be out of cookies at this point).
when the worm sticks his head out and says, 'hey man, where's the cookie?'-hit'em on the head with the hammer.
2 comments:
i used to love gummy worms....now I am not so sure.... :(
Found a worm outside that my cat had barfed up. It was still wriggling around. Needless to say, I almost barfed too............something about intestinal worms that make me gag. Give me blood and guts any day :(
yech. i'd probably barf to.
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