Dood.....

....seriously. it's more than a little awkward when i walk into the breakroom to get my grub from the fridge and you're in there chatting it up with your bros or your lady friends, and i can tell you just farted.

from the expression on your face as i walk into the cloud and make a face. and from the smell that invaded my face when i walked into the cloud.

i know, i know, not many people ackshully use the breakroom, but still man, i gotts to get my grub from the fridge......

it's just rude. either

a) give a heads up-common courtesy, or

b) fart in the bathroom, the storeroom, or a patients room. like the rest of us.

sincerely,

your coworker.