Things you don't wanna hear...

there are some things you don't want to hear when your friendly neighborhood Asian hospitalist is getting ready to put in a central line, right after he explains to you all the things that can go wrong with putting in a central line:

yeah, i always have bad luck.

i swear, i have a dark cloud around me all the time.

my whole life, things never work out for me.

oh, that that probably won't happen, but it could........

yeah, i got at ticket yesterday leaving work.

ooops, sorry.