Gang Green

you know what smells bad? gangrene. it really stinks. what does gangrene smell like, you wonder? wonder no more-night shift ninja nurse is here to answer your wonderings!

gangrene smells like a delicate balance of chicken poop, fecal material, rotting-in-the-sun skunk carcass, wet dog, and body odor. ugh.

the worst part is that my facial hairs seem to capture and retain the horrid smells that i encounter during the course of my work. yuck.

tell you what, if i ever become a super-duper non-compliant brittle diabetic who only treats his disease with herbal remedies (read: weed, pot, dope, mary jane, grass-you get the picture), kill me. just load me up with morphine and let me go quietly into the night.

yuck.