do not try brushing your teeth in the dark. turn the lights on.
while it is a very nice thought you have to not wake your wife by not turning on the light when brushing your teeth in the morning, hemrroid creme DOES NOT clean teeth as well as toothpaste.
additionally, having the thought occur to you that, 'hey, this toothpaste tastes funny,' is prooooobably a pretty good sign you should stop brushing and investigate the matter, preferably with the light on.
for future referrence, maybe you should keep the two tubes in seperate drawers anyways.
the more you know......
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Did it make chewing and swallowing for the rest of the day easier?
:P
That is one helluva way to start the day!
you know, I thought about that for like 5 seconds the other night...didn't think it would really happen tho...I bet that sucked
Blech.
On the other hand your teeth were probably never tighter. :)
Hahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I know a nurse that mistook super glue for eye drops. Ya. She had to have eye surgery......
Dude. You are having rough luck these days. If they start calling you "angel of death" run like hell. Just get out of there and don't turn back.
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